How many calories are in the human fingernail?

This is for the nail biters..well..the nail eaters!How many calories are in the human fingernail?
I don't know, but I ate all of your toenails last night. You should check your feet, you will see your toenails are all gone.How many calories are in the human fingernail?
that's juss nasty come on grow up
I suspect they are a negative calorie food when you figure in the calories burnt to nibble them away. One bit of caution here-hair and 'nails' are of the same substance and loads of hair will clog up the digestive system to the point of emegency surgery.
not much calories but a lot of carbs
This depends. Has your finger just been in the peanut butter jar, or do you mean a clean fingernail? In the latter case I'd say very little to none. Those micro-calories that may exist become negotiable because most people (I hope) don't actually swallow the fingernails. Regardless, there would hardly be 1/100th of a calorie in a nail. The energy it takes to bite it would send it into the negatives anyway.





I have heard that fingernails go down well with some fava beans and a nice glass of Chianti.
depends how long the fingernail is and if its been used to pick your nose 1st :-)
what the. . . i dont know about calories, but germs. . . i dont want to know
I don't know but they will make your hair fall out.
this is a total geuss...........2.855645554546655 calories seems about right.
Hmmm...this doesn't seem like something you really need to be concerned about.
I think it depends on where the finger has been
None
Lmao! Okay seriously, a clean one has negative 5 calories. =)